Nothing says “date me” quite like a urinal pic, with a guy taking a dump in the background, while wearing a wedding ring.
Conversation on Dating site.
- Him: I'd love to make love to you all day
- Me: Ew, fuck off.
- Him: it's ok ur really busted anyways alls I woulda used yor was sex haha because ou will never be good enough for better. guys will go out with u just for your pussy cause ur not worth better :-)
- Me: Better than you could ever get.
- Him: yea LMFAO bitch u will NEVER BE BETTER!!! I get more pussy than u can imagine bitch! I have an someone who is literally 6 times better and more beautiful than u can ever accomplish even with professional help!!! lmao DD tits gorgeous and a nice ass u have neither
- Me: Then why be on here messaging me? Grow up
- Him: bitch your a lil tiny gel your FAR from grown and I'm more grown then ull Eva be in your life u ugly C*NT!!! I'm a war vet who did more wih my life Ina few years then you will accomplish in a LIFETIME! your a waste of air and space. ugly piece of shit. ur face is busted
- Him: lmao I would bet u $80 u cannot deepthroat my dick and um I'm
- very very clean that's for assuming idont hve std hunny. again I bet u $80 u cannot deepthroat me all the way down. ull decline because u know I'm right or scared. I'm 9 inches so if u can deepthroat me come
- prove it and ull get $80 for proving me wrong
- Me: Unlike the other girls you attempt to get with I am not a prostitute.
- Him: hunni never one time said u were a prostitute not once. I said shit to you because I was mad you know your not ugly I was just sayif that shit cause I was mad. but if u don't wanna deepthroat me that's fine but I'd love to see it because I've yet to see a girl who can take it all
- I stopped responding at this point. Why are men so fucked up?
I am a tsunami of sexuality.
So…
Y’all are gonna have to start sending me stuff.
I’m off the market, which means no more annoying boys sending me annoying messages.
Hopefully for quite some time.
:)
- Him: Hey Gorgeous
- Me: Hi.. Who's this?
- Him: It's Derk
- Me: Oh. I deleted your number. I didn't hear from you.
- Him: Yeah. Sorry about that. Had to move on short notice. Things got kinda hectic.
- Me: It's cool. I just kinda met someone while we weren't talking.
- Him: Ah. No worries, it happens. Feel free to text me in the future.
- Me: Cool cool. Good luck :)
- Him: You too doll. He better worship your beauty like I would've.
Anonymous asked: I always disapproved of the pet name "baby". It reminded me of the whole "daddy" thing, which just creeps me out; however, my boyfriend calls me "babydoll" mostly and I don't mind since it's mostly homage to my adorable qualities. I think once you're with someone it just doesn't seem like a big deal what you call them as long as it's not in a demeaning way or just plain rude.
I suppose it’s all about timing and having genuine feelings behind the sentiment :)
nerdstalgia asked: I think pet names rely on the relationship to dictate when they're appropriate. Like in the case with that douchebag from a few weeks ago, it's not okay to call someone names like "sweetie" when you obviously have no interest in a relationship, but if you're actually in a relationship and there's mutual attraction, and you're NOT a douchebag, I don't think there's any problem with generic names like that. The difference, also, is how you use them, ie NOT simply to devalue someone else's opinion.
True true.
Anonymous asked: TMI. Yes. I have a story. I met a guy one night out with some friends. On our way to a mutual friends house he jumped in the car with me (he must have missed my eye roll) and he grabbed my finger put it in my mouth and said I want to lick your box. Ummm ewwwwww #1 way NOT to do just that. Do men really think we women find this sexy? YUCK!
Wow. Awkwardddd. I would’ve pushed him out of the car while it was still moving!
I’m Curious.
How do you guys feel about pet names?
I feel there is a distinct difference between personal pet names that only make sense to the couple and the generic choices like “babe” and “sweetheart”. And I tend to cringe when guys use any of them on me. Granted, I’ve never had a guy I really like use them, so maybe I just don’t like them when creepers use them. I just feel like they seem fake. Comments/Concerns/Examples are appreciated.
Also, I’m thinking of allowing submissions on this blog through more than the ask box. Interested?
